“And another thing….”

“And another thing….”

(Thanks to John Le Carré’s ‘The Secret Pilgrim’ p 403-404 2011 penguin Edition) Confidential  12th November 2019 Dear Dom, “Ipso facto delirium” as my old housemaster used to say to no one in particular after a few after session ales in the ‘Dog and...
“Our little secret”

“Our little secret”

Confidential  9th November 2019 Dear Vladimir,  “Dolce et decorum est” as my old housemaster used to say before administering a good caning to any boy who had the temerity to question his ability to teach.  It is a little inconvenient that our chaps in the...
Common Sense

Common Sense

Confidential  8th November 2019 Dear Jacob, Oh dear. That turned out to be a car crash did it not? “Felinius es ex Sacculi” as my old housemaster used to say after being overheard discussing the finer points of sodomy after dinner in the Carlton.  Look, we all know...

Dear Dom

Confidential 4th November 2019 Dear Dom, My God this is tedious. ‘Ad hominem et tu Brute’ as my old housemaster used to say following release on bail after another drunken foray into the local Spearmint Rhino. Some of the girls were left emotionally scarred while the...
Norfolk has ditches?

Norfolk has ditches?

28th October 2019 Dear Norfolk County Council, May I say I very much admire your fair county, notwithstanding hosting the Monarchy at Sandringham, your countryside provides some of the best views in the country.  I’ve always loved the broads and the fenland…yes the...
A Number 10 spanking?

A Number 10 spanking?

27th October 2019 Dear Jeremy,  As the leader of Her Majesty’ opposition, or in this case ‘principis plebs’, as my old housemaster used to shout pointing to the head boy in the tuck shop queue. Why he was in the queue himself was never established as he had the full...